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ahmad_abdulghany



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Post07 Nov 2007 13:16   Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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Very funny!!


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Post07 Nov 2007 15:02   Re: Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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very nice,
i think ieee papers has very low practical applications. as you know scientist only outline their work that has low worth for others.
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Post17 Nov 2007 13:04   Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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Very Happy

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Post20 Nov 2007 9:17   Re: Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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ha ha ha

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Post20 Nov 2007 11:35   Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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Yes add to this a nice complicated english redaction and the paper is accepted.

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Post21 Nov 2007 13:29   Re: Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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don't forget to mention the references you used please Razz

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Post01 Jan 2008 11:30   Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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O.K I'll publish one paper tomorrow Smile.

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Post02 Jan 2008 0:27   Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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look at the equation (3), if you put it on the university final exam and ask the student to simplify it, the student will start to expand the equation then try to factor things out and they will never get the answer and make them very very nervous... only simple mind people will know 1+1=2 haha

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Post02 Jan 2008 0:58   Re: Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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Things are a lot worse than you explain. Many years ago there was a Stanford Prof. who published the same paper many times in different journals with different paper titles. What is worse is that the papers hand technical flaws. This resulted in many hundred papers in his bibliography. He was in thick with the department chairman. Once the chairman retired, he was kicked out even though he had tenure. He never got a professor appointment again at any other school. Instead, he was made head of a laboratory.

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Post11 Jan 2008 0:20   Very Funny! How to publish trivial papers in IEEE :)
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nice and funny.

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